Monday, June 21, 2010

The African Union

When people think Africa, politically, most often, if not always, they believe somewhat, that the African Union, can help, solve, Africas problems. Most out there, don't really know, what the African Union is. They believe, it is either similar, to the Federal States, of America, or economic in nature, as the EU. The former, is often, advocated, by the likes, of, Gaddafi. The African Union, in its entirety, is really, a Policing State. Most don't know, what that means. It simply means, that the African Union, was created, to help fight, rampant crime, in Africa.

Those out there, should know, that African crime, unlike what most believe, does not consist, of theivery, simple or not. To understand African crime, you somewhat, have to understand, the basic nature, of the African. Africans, unlike most people out there, do not have in their lives, what they call, Affairs. Affairs, consists of stuff, like, working on ones marriage, raising the kids, planning for the future, and even, helping take care, of ones environment. Africans, don't do this. Africans, unknown to most, tend to live, in stages, of about, 5 years each. They only plan their lives, if not, for a period of five years, and not know, what comes next. Someone, might make, owning a car, their ultimate goal, for the next five years. During that period, they care not, for their children, spouses, or basic, communal welfare. They kinda live, like that.


One must know, what African crime, is really about; its about, hate. Africans, tend to really hate, people, who are successes. If you are a success, in Africa, know that, you might die, at any time. Professors, movie stars, musicians, top businessmen, actors, should be warned, that traveling to Africa, might be an act, that endangers, ones life. This is especially true, if you are an American, or an African, who lives outside Africa, and made it big. Succesful people in Africa, are often guarded, by militias, of one kind, or another. Good examples of such militias, are Nigerias, Lagos, Area Boys.

Whenever you see, two or more Africans, getting together, to talk, you can know, that in one way or another, directly or indirectly, they are plotting, a crime. And this crime, is often, against, a successful, person. Thats why, the AU, was born. One has to know, that Africa, is a very unsafe, continent, due to mainly, how the cities, are built. In Africa, unlike other parts of the world, the cities, do not constitute mainly, of squares and rectangles. Cities in Africa, constitute mainly, of circles, and ellipses. What does this really mean? It means, that one cannot truly be aware, of what goes on, in African cities. In a city, of squares and rectangles, people see things happen. In a city, of circles, and ellipses, people simply hear things, happen. By then, it is too late. Africans, unlike others too, do not live, in genuine homes. Their homes, tend to very much look, like fortresses. Some barricaded. Africa, does not have, what they call, Information Systems, which are of prime importance, in Africa. Information systems, are not like, Computer Systems, or Computing Systems. Computer systems, are managerial, and often seen, in America, and Europe. In Africa, due to the growth burst, in the use, of open source, software, they have, Computing Systems. Computing systems, are not what, most people, believe them, to be. They believe them, to be tools, used, for problem solving, in real-time. They are not. Computing systems, are used, to deal, with a problem, after it has occurred. They are a kind of, managerial system. In Africa, things happen, and after, people deal, with the consequences. Thats what, Computing Systems, are for. Information Systems, are systems, used, to know, whats going on, at any place, at any time. Kind of, like, Google Maps, on real-time.

Africans, most out there, have one great fear, a Castration Complex. A Castration Complex, often goes, hand in hand, with the desire, for success. If you make it, outside, or inside Africa, you can expect, to be castrated, in one form, or another. At the least, its ridicule, about 'ones' past i.e. colonialism, slavery etc. Most of this, by African women. At the most, it consists, of genital mutilation, sodomy, and amputations, of ligaments. African crime, can be very violent.

If you are a good looking person, you would be highly advised, not to travel to Africa, as Africans, view being good looking, as sort, of a high achievement. They will try, to do, something to you.

Thats Africa folks, like it, or leave it.