Sexy Pig!, him in Sweden. Him arrive there, by bus, from Denmark, where him fly in, from Germany. Sexy Pig!, stand on street. Him in Stockholm, and him stand by machine, that sell, soft drink. Him look around, as machine work, to give him, drink he want to buy. Sexy Pig! come to Stockholm, because, Amelie in France, tell him, it good place for him. But him not know, what to think, so far. Stockholm quiet, and people look old, and even crazy. Machine give Sexy Pig!, drink he want, and he take it, and go back, to room, in small hotel, in Stockholm. While in room, him wonder what to do. Stockholm look big, with everything, but him feel, it empty, with nothing. As him lay, he maybe think, him go out, for walk, in Stockholm, for it look, like only thing, one do, in Stockholm.
Him on street again, and him look around. People out, but him wonder, whom them are. Them not look, like real Svenska, for him know true Svenska, him see them, these other people, him only, notice them. Them stand, on pavement, near street, which make Sexy Pig!, not like Stockholm, too much, for it have pavement, and not sidewalk. As him walk by, him look at people, and notice them, very white, and him brown. Them look skinny, and him wonder, if them like TV Model, or maybe them sick, like them have HIV. Him keep walking, and him hear Amelie say, in his head, that Stockholm crazy place, everybody go there, and him wonder, what she mean, for he only see, skinny people, and African everywhere. Him want to go, to shopping district, in Stockholm, and he look for street, called Drottninggatan, so him look around, and maybe see something he like. Him like Stockholm, for him told before, brown build it, but now, it not look, like anything special at all. It look, like it filled, with stupid people everywhere, for it smell funny. Him get there, to Drottninggatan, and him walk, look around, and see nothing, of interest, which surprise him alot, as he see nothing, of interest. Him stop, at music shop, and nothing interest him too much, but he see, little white swede girl, by Jay-Z CD, which surprise, and amuse him a little. Him notice everyone, as he walk around, and wonder whom them be, as he know something, them totally, not swede, for Swede always glance at things, but them always look instead. Them backward he think, them not intelligent, people who look too much, like village person he know. Shopping District in Stockholm, true disaster to him, as he not see, anything interesting, and he realize, them not know, how to run it, for if it him who run it, he turn it, into worlds most popular, shopping district ever. "these people stupid" he think, them never know, what Stockholm, or Sweden truly, really about. To him it obvious, Shopping District in Stockholm, about, looking to buy, items, but now, it about, buying things only. Them never get it, he know, for him think, them stupid enough, not to know, what item is. Him see Russian, pretending alot, to be Swedish, and him at same time, connect dots, to realize, Shopping District in Stockholm, almost Russian like. Him see African walking around, shouting loudly, and him think, Village person, who leave, Africa for first time, for in Stockholm, one 'call out', and not shout. Him leave Shopping District, and make him for, Gamla Stan, or even old Stockholm.
On train to Gamla Stan, him spot Royal Palace, and think nothing much, about it. Before it crazy place, Swede, and Swedish go there, to have fun on grounds, but now, it all closed, nothing happen there. In train, someone say hello to him, and him look towards him, and realize, him see this person, him true Swede. Him begin talk to Sexy Pig!, but Sexy Pig!, him able talk like real Swede, Svenska, realize this person, talk funny, like African. Immediately, him lose interest, but this person disturb him, wanting talk nonsense, and Sexy Pig!, just look him, like him crazy person, like no one, care to know him, but him Swede. Person stop, talking to him, when he notice Sexy Pig!, glare at him constantly, to tell him, "I not know you, but you think, you know us".
Sexy Pig!, arrive in Gamla Stan, and start make his way, uphill, into it. It look like old Gamla, and there people everywhere, like in old times. As he walk in, he notice, people dressed wrong, for Gamla, for them dress, like them come, to sightsee. He continue walking in, and again, he notice, no Swede around, just people, who pretend, to be Swede or Swedish. Him see some Swede, like true Swede, sit somewhere, and talk to people, including African, which he think funny, because in old time, African banned, from entering Sweden even. Him feel seated Swede, like them notice him, for him know, him like Sverige, Swedish alot, but him keep on, wondering why, they notice him. He walk around Gamla Stan, looking, and see nothing interesting. Old Gamla, not the same anymore, before, it crazy place. It place, with drinking and eating spot, everywhere, and even empty room, and people from Europe everywhere, go there, to play around, talk, drink eat, and even fight a little. It almost like old Paris this way. But now, there only shop, that sell nothing much, and people who walk around, thinking, something great even, about happen. Too many people, not Svenska, or Sverige even, around, but them look, South American, and sit around, looking like fool, as if waiting, something big happen. Sexy Pig! quickly conclude, it boring, Gamla Stan, but before him leave, him see statue, him like, of St.George and Dragon. It look, very Arthurian, and him like that, him even think, it look, somewhat like him.
Sexy Pig!, walk out, of old Gamla, feeling tired abit, him notice, that Svenska, lock many buildings, in Stockholm up, like them not want, people know, that Stockholm once, really big place. It big and crazy, even bigger than London. Stockholm, once not Society like London, but place, with great Art, alot of Art, made there, and people live life, around Art. People not know this, that even, this Art, Classicism. Classicism crazy Art, Sexy Pig! know this, it come from Italy, and it Art, that subconsciously, program pattern, into mind, that make one, have, crazy experience of sort. But now, no more Classicism, for Sverige not there anymore, now only African, run around acting crazy. Stockholm boring to Sexy Pig!, many people, but them all like stupid, and him wonder whom, Amelie is, when she say, Stockholm crazy, or maybe, it truly is, he think. Him leave Gamla Stan, Sexy Pig!, and begin walk, to Stockholm, for he not want, to take train. As him walk, him notice people around, just sit by, streetwalk, with big flowerbed, and notice, them not Svenska, or Swede even, but him realize, them Canadien. Them think too, them Svenska, or even, Sverige. Them not know, Svenska or Sverige, genetic trait, but Swede or Swedish, heavily cultural. Him continue walk, and him look around, and see many statue everywhere, that make him say, Sweden. Him look at many of them, and know Svenska, make up Swedish History, for them say, that Sweden have, many conquerors, or even Kings too. Him know, people now know, that Royal Family in Sweden, always small, and only Society, that Sweden always, ruled by Marquis. Him look, at statue he like, with many people, annoying, nearby him, he notice this. Statue say, person is Charles XII, but him know, Sweden never have Royal Dynasty. Him look at Statue, for him know, he know this person. Him Marquis, and him come, from Quebec actually, and them even say, him Jinn, but white. Him most famous Marquis, of all Marquis, Sweden ever know. Sexy Pig!, shake his head annoyed, Charles XII, most interesting person perhaps, him think him ever know, and Sweden now, nothing but, African, Canadien, and South American, thinking them, sophisticated, but acting and looking, like fool everywhere. But him look, at Charles XII again, and it make him almost cry, how Sweden once craziest place on Earth because of him. Sexy Pig! move on.
Sexy Pig!, lay on bed in small Hotel, in Stockholm, and look up at ceiling, him feel, almost deep. Him not care, to go out too much, like him realize Sweden again, and know, that Sweden today, nothing at all. 'Classicism Art crazy' him remember, but him not think, it mean anything today. Him not know though, that him awaken, to past, when patterns, from old, awaken in mind, and him start think strangely, about what to do. Him even think, him go to Gothenburg, or even Uppsala. Him wonder what to eat for breakfast, and even go, to Supermarket, instead of eat, at small Hotel. Him buy Bagel, and even, Soya Milk, and return, to Hotel room. Him eat, until, he fill satisfied. Him wonder, what to do next. Him not care, to go around Stockholm anymore, it even make him, feel sick, to think that. Stockholm once, most interesting place with people, them funny, happy, and even amazing, but them now, African, Jew, and even Anglaise, and all very annoying. Him start think seriously, maybe him go, Gothenburg, but him think again, it too far. Him decide, him go, Uppsala. Him think, he like Uppsala, and atleast, him enjoy stay there.
Him arrive in Uppsala, in train, and disptach, at Train Station. Him in total agreement already, him like Sweden. Him begin to walk, into Uppsala, and him even, hop a little. Not many outsider here, he think, them look, like Anglaise people him think again. Him able to handle that, and him keep on walking. As he walk around, him notice people notice him, but he not care, for him know and believe, them not Svenska, and him not care, to know them. Him walk around, and make it to Castle, and stand look at it. It not real Castle, Svenska, make that up, it just place, people rest in, when they come, to Uppsala, but now, it totally locked up. Him look at Uppsala, from top of hill, where Castle is, and him notice, it feel empty. Uppsala interesting place from long time. Today, it Student town. Before, it Industrial place, by Anglaise, but this, never really work. But before again, it centered around, Uppsala Cathedral, them say it built, a long time ago, but it rather new, in Architecture, Goth, and design, most interesting out there, for it, very new and super-modern. Life around Cathedral interesting, for you have, Province, and not City, but Province, not as big as Anglaise make one think, it in many way, just nature paradise. That Uppsala in old time, Castle, Cathedral, nature, and Uppsala University too. Them spend time, as Student Researcher, and other time, as Urbanite, for Sweden truly invent, Urban center, as place, one participate, in many, sporting and gaming activity. It crazy fun, them invent, Floodlight, and even Soccer field, and them play, Soccer at night, while listen to music, and even cook, BBQ. Boys and Girls there too, people never sleep, but have fun all time. After this, them row even boat on river, or even go Club, where Band play, and people drink and talk. Sweden once, crazy fun, for people too once, most good-looking, in the World even. Mayor come with Anglaise, and Industrial. Later on, come Wealthy Class, and Princess Madeleine too, Police, and Student town. Him stand there again on hill, and remember how, Sweden crazy and happy, it even start to become, super-modern, for them even have, Floodlight in city, and not bulb or lamp.
Sexy Pig!, down from Castle on hill, and begin make way, to town itself, for it now town, but before it urban city really. Him decide, to stop at Restaurant Bar he see, for he know it old, and maybe only, Svenska there too. Him enter, him know Swede, sometime act crazy when deny someone something, but him Sverige, him communicate, at higher level, than them. Him even order, or command, for seat. Him in there, order drink, and hamburger to follow. While him wait for Hamburger, and look out of window, into Uppsala street, him notice Man, Woman, and someone different, come into Restaurant. Man look Swedish, and Woman look like European, she not Scandinavian, and third person, him notice, her look like, from, Saudi. Them pass him, and go somewhere sit, as him laugh somewhat to himself, as he wonder what Saudi, do in Sverige. She later on notice him, but him act, like him not know her, or even see her. Sexy Pig!, finish meal, and leave Restaurant, and begin walk around again. Uppsala, no longer Sverige, but now mainly, Svenska, which to him, okay, atleast, it not Swedish or Swede even. As him walk around Uppsala, reminiscing, not remembering, him wonder, what really happen, that make world collapse this way, that Sverige, probably the happiest place in whole World once, before Anglaise enter, and ruin everything. Them even plan, European invasion, of Sweden, because it craziest place, on Earth, with most beautiful people there too. Anglaise bring African and Jew, with him, to work, in Sweden Industrial.
Jana, it name him recall, as he even see, face, as he walk around Uppsala, of people of before, Jana, most beautiful, funny, and happiest person ever, and very tricky too. Uppsala Sverige, but Jana topmost Swede, and she love Sverige. Lot of fun he remember, for heart swell, and he almost feel, him cry even. Today, Jana no more, Swede not even there anymore, instead, European truly invade, and call themself, Scandi. Them useless, them think Sweden crazy people, and too now, them still not know why.
Him continue on, and walk to Uppsala University, and look to, see. Him see statue, of Carl Gustav, and marvel a little, Carl Gustave Sweden, him invent, Biological Research Sciences, which today, it even Bioinformatics. Him know, what he think when he do this, for he study heavily, procedure and Biology, and discover even way, to create interesting technology, like automation. Uppsala University closed, Library open, but he not interested in going there, he know it too well he think, and he decide, to move on, to Cathedral, for Library him know, is place where he once die in.
Him arrive eventually, at Cathedral, and marvel truly, all again. Cathedral truly Sverige, and to him, most beautiful thing now, in whole of Sweden. It have renovations, Scandi, put many stupid thing inside, them attempt to rewrite Uppsala history, by claiming roots, in place they call Gamla Uppsala. Them even make, fake town there, and claim primitive King, build Cathedral, them not know, Cathedral has interesting design, it feel Natural inside, and not Casual, like other European Architecture. Infact, Sexy Pig! know, no other building in whole wide world, feel Natural, only Uppsala Cathedral. It super-modern.
After this, Sexy Pig! leave Uppsala, him feel happy, being inside, Cathedral, it very spiritual, Goth, and it in many way, true spirit, of Sverige. In Stockholm, him go straight to Hotel room, Stockholm very Sweden, but people everywhere now, maybe, very stupid. It feel very negative, him even decide, him go Gothenburg, tomorrow.
Sexy Pig! sit, in interesting Cafe, where Man, holding dice in hand, sit before him, talking. Him say before, him recognize Sexy Pig!, but Sexy Pig! not know, what that mean, until he realize too, Man same, from Restaurant, Sverige, in Uppsala. Him wonder instantly even, what Man, do in Gothenburg. Sexy Pig!, arrive in Gothenburg, one day before. Gothenburg to him, heavily Swedish, but him like it here, for him feel, like him own the place. Him though, sit in interesting Cafe, in Gothenburg, that look, like ancient building. It Sweden Cafe, and as he sit, on plaid chair, with cushion on it, and look somewhat around, like before, when Man not talking to him, as Man continue to talk still. Him see person, Italian, but him know, him just Euro, thinking him deep. Him see Deutsch, talking like he know everything, and even Francaise, whom look, like he come, to sleep, with Swedish Woman. Finally he spot American, talking excitedly, but him know, him feel backward. As him turn, to look again, talking Man, him realize for no good reason, Canadien not there, and him wonder why silently, him think this. Cafe Sweden, but everyone in it, act like buffoon, and not truly sophisticated. He get back to Man, mentally, as Man was saying before,
"My name is Lennart, I come from Lund, it is near Olebro"
say the Man, as Sexy Pig!, notice hear, sound, from behind, that make him turn somewhat, as he see Indian, come into Cafe, very black Indian, from India. People in there, greet him loudly, pretentiously, them not know, in Sweden, you greet someone, casually. Indian act too, like buffoon, and Sexy Pig! think, this very poor attempt, to reform Sverige, in manner no different, from Gamla Stan. Gamla Stan, truly Sverige, in Stockholm.
"...........someone just like you, but him Bahraini, so I wonder.........."
continue the Man Lennart, as Sexy Pig!, hear loud noise from behind, someone play Rap music, which make him, almost curse, and say damn. Many people not know, that many curse word in English today, come from Sweden, as them, rather, super-modern somehow. The Man continue speaking, him tell Sexy Pig!, that he think, Sexy Pig!, help him out, solve small problem he have, and he reward Sexy Pig! one day even, with lots of money. Sexy Pig! look at Man, and wonder, why him talk to him, like him Sweden, when him really, Sverige. Man say, he just need small help, and him just want, make lots of money, and him think or know, this problem, not too big maybe, for Sexy Pig!. Sexy Pig!, like Swedish for this, them never truly, judgemental, them never take, anything at face value, them Intellectual this way, even most stupid looking person to them, probably know something. As Man continue somewhat talk, he arise for moment, to go somewhere, but him return he say, and Sexy Pig!, as he sit there, listening somewhat, to Rap music, him think how Sweden, change drastically, for music in Sweden, popular, always Metal. Lennart return, and him talk more to Sexy Pig!, and Sexy Pig! begin to like him a little, for Sexy Pig! never truly, like anyone, because he see them, all the time. Sexy Pig!, agree to help Lennart, because Lennart ask him, only to try, and not worry, if it fail. Lennart want, Sexy Pig!, to help him solve, Micro-Conductor problem he have, and him tell Sexy Pig!, him believe, him able to design, new Computer, that not use, Semi-Conductor. Sexy Pig! think, very interesting, him know some great, when he just hear it, and he not need, convincing, when he hear, something great. Him agree to this, for purpose, that it seem, rather interesting. Lennart leave, Sexy Pig!, with contact, and him move on.
Sexy Pig! too, eventually leave Cafe, and make his way, into streets, of Gothenburg. Nothing happen much there, it somehow similar, to Stockholm. He walk around, amazed, at how Sweden truly change, in mind, it even become, disaster. Him notice, how it change, not truly culturally, but symbolically. Him see Scandi, walk around, like robot even, them thinking, them truly Svenska. Him see Jew, walk, like him own the place, like him, Sverige. Then, to what he think, an abomination, he see African, walk around, like him Sweden. Him think, true abomination, because Sweden, help in many way, invent, Modern World, but African today, still live, in mud hut. Sweden him think, truly become, disaster. Him think Swede, and Jana even, them almost disappear, even evaporate maybe, them but, build Malmo they say, but today, Malmo disaster too, it all poor immigrant. Sweden no more he think.
As he walk on, he see poster, of Rapper, Jay-Z, him hardcore, him hold too, concert, in Stockholm. Him think ridiculous somehow. Sweden super-modern he think again, once, but now, it hardcore, Jay-Z. Many people, not know, what go wrong in Sweden. Them not know, he think, as he walk on street, that Europe, with Anglaise, and Francaise even, plan to invade, Sweden, and take over, because Sweden, become super-modern. Many not know, what this mean. It Sweden, that people don't know, invent, Military Equipment, and this help make it, super-modern. Them not know, Anglaise plan to invade, Sweden, even with help, of Russia, and big War fought, that Svenska today, re-write, to become, Finno-Sweden War. It big War, but Sweden, super-modern. Them take, on whole of Europe, and even invade Russia, and many too not know, that Battle of Stalingrad, not about, Nazi Germany, but actually, story of when, Sweden, actually invade Russia, and since then, Russia hate, brown people. Nazi in movie, not German, but actually, Svenska soldier, invading Russia. But still, Sweden eventually, lose War, Anglaise, bring other, big invasion, from France. Sweden then, no more.
Sexy Pig! stay in Gothenburg, two more days, and as he walk around again, he wonder why, they call it even, Sweden, or even, Kingdom of Sweden, when Royal Family, always only, Society, him think again. Him decide, as he leave Gothenburg, that maybe him call the place, Nordea, for to him, that sound, super-modern. Sweden to him also, mean, highly developed, way of Communicating, and not, African. Kingdom of Sweden, also always, Church of Sweden, and Swedish too. Him think again, Nordea good name, for them all, but as train leave Gothenburg, him think, him always Sverige, him always mainly, Architecture in Sweden.
Two day later, him leave Sweden, this time, truly, finally.
