One time, there live Pig; his name, be, Sexy Pig! Sexy Pig!, one time, decide, to visit, Paris. He hear, that all, the beautiful women, in the world, live, in Paris. Sexy Pig!, not know, one thing; he not know, that women, think him, very sexy, so he think, that, he have, very difficult time, in Paris. Him arrive, in Paris, one cold morning, and make his way, to poor hotel, that he book, by himself. It take him, long time, to make, this booking. When he arrive at hotel, and them take him, to room that he book, he find, that it small; it only, single room, with bed, set of drawer, and door, to washroom and toilet. He look around, and he know, him in Paris, but he not know, if room, culturally, French. Him know it French, but he never see it, in textbook. In textbook, Paris, and hotels, look very different, and very cultural. Him wait, for porter, that show him to room, to leave, with small tip, before, he look around, carefully. Him not like, what he see. He even bend, at waist, and knee, to look, under bed, to maybe see, if he see, something, he like. He stand up, again, look around, and then go, into washroom. In there, it look, very clean, but very small. He look around, and not know, what to think. Him not able, to compare washroom, with other washroom, he know. He not annoyed, and he just look around, before he leave.
In evening, after he have, small meal at hotel, Sexy Pig!, decide, to visit, Paris, at night. Him not know, where to go, and him not know, whom to ask. Paris, very big; him know this, but him not, fully, understand this. With trouser, and coat on, and very black shoes, and hat on, he begin, to walk around, Paris. Him at least, think, maybe, him lucky, and him meet, dame, whom like him, or blond Frenchman, who show him around. Him walk around, for whole hour, and nobody, look at him, or maybe even, notice him. It is when, him walk around, that black person, very black, and maybe African, ask him, to enter club. Him try, to be courteous, and say no, but black person, very adamant. Him almost order him, enter the club. He decide to enter, to show, him a good person, but when enter, he find, it not, really club. It bordello; and he see, many women, some white, some African, and even, some Chinese. This shock him, very much, as women, all look at him, and he feel sensitive. He decide, to leave club immediately, almost running out, as black person, look at him, as if, he crazy. Outside, and him on the go, he feel good, that him, almost tricked, that real club. He walk around again, and he see, car stop, Ferrari, and blond woman, beautiful to him, get out, with important, looking man. Him look at her, as he walk, and he believe in his head, that maybe, she want him. Even if, she want him, he think silently, him play hard, to get. When couple, go into hotel near, him continue walking, think him, that, he see another blond woman, that like him.
Sexy Pig!, walk around, for two hour, and he, not notice, because street, have many people. Them all look cool, and he wonder, whom them be. One even, stop him, and ask him, what time at present. Him finally though, find club, him think, him like; it play, loud, rap music, and people in club, many colour. He enter, after pay fee, not too much, but alot, and he go, inside, and find many people, in club. He make his way in, and as he walk around in, he notice, women in club, and especially, blond women. Sexy Pig!, never notice, men in club, and he not know why, but maybe because, he never have problem, with men before. Only women, not like him, in life. Some women tall, and he notice this, and many talk to men, and he notice this again. He go to bar, stand nearby around, and when Bar Waiter, ask him what him want to take, he order, soft drink. Sexy Pig!, not too, self conscious, people, never really like him, in life. As he stand, near bar, he see people, come and go, order drink, before leave. Many people, in club, Anglaise; he notice this. Mostly women, but men, Francaise. As he stand there, blond woman, come over, to order drink, before quickly, and sharply, say, "excuse me", to him. He notice this, and move, a little. As he stand there, drinking drink, and look around, Francaise man, come up to him, and greet him. He say hello, and ask him, if he enjoy drink. Sexy Pig!, greet him back, and say, him enjoy it. Francaise man, ask him, where him come from, and Sexy Pig!, tell him. Francaise man, shake his head a little, and then ask, Sexy Pig!, how he like, Paris. Sexy Pig!, say him like it, but him not know it. It big place, he say, and to show, that him know, what he talk about, he say, it like, New York or Mexico City. Francaise man, not too happy, with Mexico City, and as he talk, with Sexy Pig! more, him realize, Sexy Pig!, not have, too much money. So after while, he leave, and Sexy Pig!, all alone again, drinking drink. As he drink, Anglaise man in group, with other Anglaise, come up to bar, and start, talk loud. Sexy Pig!, notice this, but he continue, to look round, mostly at Femmes. He feel wary, and maybe, even nervous, and he not know why. As he stand there, with Anglais man, still talking in group, but group smaller now, three people, muscular man, with dark grey t-shirt, come up to bar, and stand nearby. Him turn, and start to look, at Sexy Pig! Sexy Pig!, notice him, and he also, notice, that man, not really, Francaise; man look, Canadien. Sexy Pig!, not too worried, him believe, for no good reason, him able, to defeat, muscular man, in fight. He not know why, he think this, especially because, last fight, he have, when him, in elementary school. He win that fight. Muscular man, him Canadien, lean on bar, with back to it. Him look frontward, but Sexy Pig!, feel him, and notice him too. Him look around again, and he also notice, quick, blond woman, look at him, but also, look away. As he stand there, feeling hotter, nother man, Francaise, come up, to talk to him. He begin, to ask Sexy Pig!, where him from. Sexy Pig!, tell him, and then ask man, where him from too. Man, say, that him from Marseille, which surprise, Sexy Pig!, because, he notice, Francaise man, have light eyes, and him being, cultural expert, think, Francaise man, actually Quebecois. He say this, to Francaise man, and Francaise man, almost look, a bit worried. As he stand there, talk to him, and eye, sometime, dart to muscular man, before other man, Francaise too, come up, to him, and new friend, and begin talk, to man. Him then greet, Sexy Pig! quickly, and start talking, to man again. Them talk, in Francaise, which Sexy Pig!, know, but not understand. Him forget, alot of it. After time, man talk to Sexy Pig!, and ask him, if he want, to go, other place. Sexy Pig!, quickly agree, and them leave, after he quickly, finish up drink.
When them out, he turn to, Quebecois man, him called Xavier, and ask him, where them go. Xavier, not really say, anything much, but other man, Francaise, and him called, Jean, quickly look behind, and Sexy Pig!, look to, and them notice, muscular man, from bar, look at them, from far. Jean turn to Xavier, and say, "Auben see us". As them walk quick, and Sexy Pig!, struggle, but keep up, with them, him ask quickly, "Whom Auben?" But Xavier, and Jean, not say, too much. Him like, Xavier, him feel comfortable, with him, but him know Jean. Them walk quickly, and after while, them come, to new club. It look dark, and not place, kind, that Sexy Pig!, think, him like. Them enter club, and Sexy Pig!, look around, but him not, too happy. Club look ethnic, he think. There many people. Some Africaine, other Irish, one two Chinese, and finally, he see, blond woman, Americaine. Americane woman, with black man, they say, him Kenyan. Sexy Pig!, look at Xavier, and wonder, why he bring him, to this club. Club nice, it dark, soft music, but him not like it. Them sit, and Xavier, go order drink, and Sexy Pig!, look up Jean, seize him up, and wonder, why him know him, almost too well. "You from Paris?", he ask Jean, and Jean, look him, with little surprise, and say, no, him from Nice. Jean look at him, again, and say, "You speak Anglaise, like Francaise, how this?" Sexy Pig!, not know, what to say, and him look at Jean, and say, "I not know, what to say". As them wait, for Xavier, Sexy Pig!, him sensitive, to environment, feel like someone, not like him, in club. He turn around, and notice, Americaine woman, feel, like she not like him. Xavier return, with beer, and then, he just sit there, look around too. As them sit there, Sexy Pig!, begin, to feel, like Jean, and Xavier, become, a bit distant. Them even begin, talk each other, in Francaise only. Sexy Pig!, look at them, and he secretly wonder, why them like this. He sit there, and as them talk, he suddenly ask, if there food around. Jean and Xavier, look at him, almost surprised, and them think, a little, and say no food. As them sit there, Sexy Pig! again ask, "Whom Auben?" Xavier look at him, but say nothing back, as he look at drink, while Jean, look away, before him say, "Auben crazy man". As he talk, Sexy Pig! hear, that Auben, not called Auben, but everybody, call him, Pierre Francais. "Him crazy man, him loco, him never think", Jean say, as Xavier again, drink drink. As them sit there, Sexy Pig!, hear, voice greet Jean, but Jean, not care too much, as him see, Kenyan man, walk away, to bar. "Auben think, him only real, French man, everybody else, not Francaise", say Xavier, to Sexy Pig! "Why him loco then?" Sexy Pig! say, as Jean and Xavier look him, eyes sharp, and them say, not together, "Him think, you Francaise". Sexy Pig!, very surprised, and not know, what to say, and as he sit, back, into chair, voice call out, again, to Xavier, from, Africaine woman, and Sexy Pig!, turn, to look, at Xavier. After while, beer finished, them leave club.
When them walk back, into street, Jean after while, say, him have to go, away, to apartment. He begin, to say goodbye, to Xavier, and as he turn, to greet, and say goodbye, to Sexy Pig!, him look him, up and down, like him know him, but not. "Au revoir" shout Sexy Pig!, as Jean leave, but Jean, not say, nothing back, but Sexy Pig!, feel him, that he hear him. As him walk, with Xavier, he wonder, where they go. As them walk, Xavier ask Sexy Pig!, how long him stay, in Paris; Sexy Pig!, say, about, 1 week. Xavier then say to him, maybe you go, to Marseille. Sexy Pig!, not understand why, and him tell Xavier, him not have, enough money. As them walk along, they come, to place, filled, with many people. People all European, it seem, and Sexy Pig!, feel out of place. He see many European, Spaniard, Portuguesa, Deutsch, whom him notice, Russki, Hollander, and even, Francaise. Him not like, this scene, but him not mind, that Francaise there. Xavier go to group, with Francaise, and Sexy Pig!, follow him, almost carefully. Them arrive there, and Xavier, greet everybody, and after short while, Francaise man in group, greet small, Sexy Pig! Them begin to talk, in Francaise, as Sexy Pig!, stand there, and look around. Him notice, Deutsch, and not like him alot; him look, very arrogant, him Deutsch. He notice Russki, and think, him dangerous person. Him see Spaniard, and hate him a little, he feel, like Auben to Sexy Pig! Portuguesa look, like him hate, that Sexy Pig!, there. As them talk, one man in group, name Reynaud, turn to talk, to Sexy Pig! Him ask him, where he come from, and Sexy Pig!, tell him. Reynaud ask him, how he like Paris, and Sexy Pig!, say, "it feel almost like home", and Reynaud, surprised little, ask him, what he like about Paris. Sexy Pig!, not thinking, but saying him say, the Femmes. Sexy Pig!, look at Reynaud nonchalantly, and Reynaud, then look away, as if him think, Sexy Pig!, idiot. As them stand there, Sexy Pig!, hear, Russki shout something, and he turn, to look him. Russki already, turn back to friends, and Sexy Pig!, turn back to group. As them talk, Xavier, turn to Reynaud, say something, and them leave together, with Sexy Pig! Reynaud have car, nearby, and as them go there, and arrive at car, voice call out, at Reynaud. Sexy Pig!, and Xavier, turn to look, at voice, while at car, and them see, blond woman Francaise, come talk, to Reynaud. Reynaud handsome, Sexy Pig!, notice for first time, and as she arrive, at car, and give, Reynaud kiss, on cheek, Sexy Pig!, wonder, whom she is. Him find her, attractive, and as she quickly, greet Xavier, she also notice, Sexy Pig!, nearby. Sexy Pig!, not know, what to think, or say, but he know, almost strongly, and immediately, that she like him, directly. This shock him, that him have, connection, to her; Sexy Pig!, never feel, connection, to woman before. Connection, almost like blood. She look him quickly, and then, almost stop to stare, and Sexy Pig!, look nonchalantly, and him surprised, him feel, nonchalant. She look at him again, before she turn, to Reynaud, and almost shaking head, she ask him, hesitantly, but foward straight, where him go to. Reynaud look, like he like, Charise, blond woman, but he look, like he not, trust her, and as them talk, Sexy Pig!, feel like, Charise, create wall, around her, but Sexy Pig!, still feel, connected to her, and he notice, that voice, sound like her. For first time, in life, not only, he feel connected, to woman, but also, that he know her well. As Charise talk to Reynaud, car come up, and stop nearby, and head of woman, blond, come out, of window, to shout, at Charise, and Reynaud. Xavier look on, Sexy Pig! notice, and when she come out of car, to join group, Sexy Pig! notice again, that he feel, connected to her. This time, connection, heart. Sexy Pig!, not knowing why, feel liberated, and for first time, in life, him feel free. Him not care, whether Charise or Amelie, not like him, as new blond woman called, because, him feel, like him know them, well. Amelie, quickly say, hello, to Sexy Pig!, and him not reply really, and she greet, Xavier, and Sexy Pig!, notice, that while him feel Femmes, him also know, what Reynaud think, and him feel, that Xavier, feel distant. Him not part, of group. Femmes know this, and Sexy Pig!, feel them wonder, about him, but Xavier, not look too happy, because him notice this, that Femmes, notice, Sexy Pig!, but him not feel, connection, between them. Him think, them not like him, but he not know, there connection, with Sexy Pig!. Femme work like this.
As Femmes leave, Xavier, Reynaud and Sexy Pig!, enter car, and begin, drive away. Reynaud think, about Amelie, Sexy Pig! know this, but him know too, that Charise, really like Reynaud. Them drive to hotel, and Xavier, quickly scribble, number on card, and ask, Sexy Pig!, call him, if him want, to see, Paris. When them drop him, at hotel, Sexy Pig!, go to hotel room, and for first time, in life, him feel free, of issue, about Femmes. Him not want, to chase Femmes, for sex, anymore. Him find connection.
